No Non-League Bats on the Field

Hi Everyone,

I got asked after the game today regarding the bats we're using. I know we have legitimate bats and we don't cheat but just in case, please leave any non-league bats in your cars.

One of the TD players were roaming around checking out our bats. It's a
dickhead move but if we keep any non-league bats off the field, we won't have to worry about the league officials questioning us.

Thanks for your cooperation.